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- Jay Leno
Heartwarming Miami tradition: Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year's Eve.
- Dave Barry
I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.
- Melanie White
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
- Bridger Winegar @bridger_w
New Years is a time for new beginnings. Now if I could just figure out where to start.
- Melanie White
My New Year’s resolution is to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.
- Melanie White
The first week of January, gyms and yoga classes everywhere are packed with people who made new years resolutions to tone up. It’s like sardines in there. Big sardines. But they’re all gone by February.
- Anonymous
Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.
- Melanie White
Usually my main goal at a New Year’s party is to remember who I came with.
- Melanie White
Deer readers, my gnu years resolution is to tell you a gazelleon times how much I caribou you!
Sorry. Bad puns. Alpaca bag and go.
- Greg Tamblyn
Best New Year 2015 Jokes
New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.- Jay Leno
Heartwarming Miami tradition: Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year's Eve.
- Dave Barry
I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.
- Melanie White
new year 2015 eve jokes
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
- Bridger Winegar @bridger_w
New Years is a time for new beginnings. Now if I could just figure out where to start.
- Melanie White
My New Year’s resolution is to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.
- Melanie White
The first week of January, gyms and yoga classes everywhere are packed with people who made new years resolutions to tone up. It’s like sardines in there. Big sardines. But they’re all gone by February.
- Anonymous
Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.
- Melanie White
Usually my main goal at a New Year’s party is to remember who I came with.
- Melanie White
Deer readers, my gnu years resolution is to tell you a gazelleon times how much I caribou you!
Sorry. Bad puns. Alpaca bag and go.
- Greg Tamblyn
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